What it is, What it's Not
Everybody knows that the key to a long and happy life is to eat a lot of hot sauce. And it goes without saying that the key to an incredible hot sauce is an incredible pepper. Pete's Hydrohot is made from a blend of peppers grown in a state of the art hydroponic environment. Due to the wonders of science, we are able to create a more flavorful, crisp, clean pepper sauce. We complement the blend with the classic hot sauce base of carrots, garlic , lime juice and vinegar with vitamin C as a preservative.
How Hot is it?
This is hard to define across this medium. The best way to tell, of course, is to get right in there and take a dash. Unfortunately technology has not reached a point where we can download hot sauce. We have devoted two sections to try to define the subtleties involved here. They say a picture is worth a thousand words, so we have included some real life action photos that convey the human drama that takes place when our sauce is put into use.
This page is devoted to defining our product in such a way that our first time buyer will have a thorough understanding of our sauce before they take that first great taste. Let us first apologize for our general lack of expertise in describing the indescribable. It's like what mathmaticians tried to do with infinity.
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What it is: Pete's HydroHot delivers a good clean pepper hot, with a healthy linger.
What it's not: Salt hot. The sensation of hot at first, then it leaves you groping around like a fish looking for water.
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What it is: Another excuse to say yes to a couple of cold ones, or any adult beverage that will cool ya down.
What it's not: Your run of the mill, watered down, pepper water with vinegar and salt.
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What it is: For certain people, the all purpose food additive that increases the splendor of life.
What it's not: A bona fide food group (This statement is made under extreme protest!)
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What it is: A wonderful source of vitamin C and vitamin B.
What it's not: A cure for the common cold. (According to the New England Journal of Medicine, this statement could be false.)
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What it is: Pete's HydroHot triggers those excellent endorphins in the brain like those created when having wild passionate sex swinging from a chandelier or perhaps jumping out of an airplane naked and blindfolded.
What it's not: The same thing as having wild passionate sex swinging from a chandelier or jumping out of an airplane naked and blindfolded .
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What it is: The only hot sauce in the world made from a blend of hydroponically cultivated orange and red habernero and scotch bonnet peppers.
What it's not: The kind of food product that comes from one of those impersonal food processing plants where their entire marketing campaign revolves around a marketing guy named Biff who doesn't even like hot sauce.
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What it is: A great way to say yes.
What it's not: A great way to say no.
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What it is: A grass roots hot pepper sauce sensation.
What it's not: Your run of the mill brand that has an expensive label and then leaves you hanging when it's time to deliver.
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What it is: The culinary equivalent of duct tape.
What it's not: Something that you will find in the hardware section of your local store.