Jump on Pete's Bandwagon Today

There has never been a better time to jump on Pete's Bandwagon. (Grass roots, guerrilla marketing organization.) The gang at the Hydro-Mountain offer encouragement to those who are ready to step up to the plate, (No pun intended) and bring Pete's HydroHot into their everyday lives. Folks who have never known anything accept bland cuisine are finding new ways to bring happiness to their friends and family and co-workers. The gang at the Hydro-Mountain is working night and day to give our organization the tools they need to spread the word of Pete's brand. Our worldwide strategy includes mass marketing, seminars, charitable events, giveaways,  T-shirts , hats , toilet paper, adult beverages, dancing girls, you name it. Think of yourself as a cog in the machine that is Pete's HydroHot. We have done extensive research in all areas of personal human development and  corporate training and have found out that nothing motivates people like a good clean seed hot with a healthy linger. We are not going to come out here and say that we are bigger than life itself, nobody is. (Well maybe old man tabasco is!)  Our message is more about that good old fashion pride and commitment thing that goes into each and every bottle, every T and every sheet of TP. Like anything else, you get out of it what you put into it. If you are a distributor, civic leader, philanthropist or just some endorphin crazed maniac, e-mail Perlite Pete at Hydrohot@bellsouth.net with your game plan and he will bring your thoughts before the hydro-committee. The gang would love to hear from you. We would like to help you reach your own self-actualization! If a challenged individual like Perlite Pete can do it, so can you!

 

Yes, I want the  Sauce